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Review for Big Sausage Pizza

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Rating - A SMOKED Sausage lovers 9.9 Bling Stars!

Ding Dong! Your pizza's here... WHAT? You didn't order big SAUSAGE on it?! Oh well.

Knock Knock.... "who's there?" Pizza man (BIG SAUSAGE PIZZAMAN he he he)... "Oh thank you so much, but I didn't want sausage"... Don't worry babe! It's on the house, OPEN UP (literally... he he)... You get the fucking idea already don't you? In addition to being every pizza delivery persons total damn wet dream the Big Sausage Pizza is also HIGH quailty and quite damn funny porno! You can just imagine the thought process that went into such a drunken fueled enterprise. Guy probably said to his buddies... "HEY! Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna open a pizza company. When I make deliveries if the chick is really hot I'll have a backup pizza that has a hole in the bottom of the box. I'll poke my cock through it and when she goes to eat it she'll think it's a sausage but it's really my DICK! Once she figures out how good my sauce tastes she'll let me fuck her like CRAZY and I'll be open 24/7".... Well, here's to you Mr. Big Sausage Pizza man. Bling Daddy and millions of fellow masturbaters salute you for your creative genius! Too bad you can't buy Big Sausage Pizza joint t-shirts. But you can get a phat ass Bling Daddy t shirt, panties, hoody, or MORE by going here! Let's check out the pizza that was supposed to be vegetarian and came with heavy meat shall we?

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