The Masturbation Station's policy is simple. NOTHING WILL BE POSTED THAT CAN HURT YOUR COMPUTER PERIOD. Unfortunately there are thousands upon thousands of adult sites that will do things to harm your pc and even charge you money you are not aware of! Most of these websites are in foreign countries and and not regulated by legitimate adult webmasters. Not having PC protection is the equivalent of sex without a condom, "you never know what you'll catch!"
Downloading legal adult material for your pleasure is not wrong!
Having viruses, trojans, worms, dialers, and unknown scripts put on your machine is wrong and you have to fight back or you could have browser lockups or worse a wrecked unfunctioning PC!

These are the steps you NEED to take to ensure an enjoyable, worry free, spanking good time while looking for good porn and adult material.
1. Install and ALWAYS be running an up to date anti-virus software package. (Bling Daddy scans all computers after turning them on).
2. Scan your computer EVERY DAY with an up to the date Spyware/Spybot program. You may not know this but there are over 15,000 known ways to dump CRAP in your PC!
3. Protect Minors and other people who may use your machine from seeing what you don't want them to see!!! Use a windows history cleaning program to keep unwanted eyes from your PC!

Below is a comprehensive list of inexpensive products that you can use to ensure safe and fun porn surfing!

My PC is now secure BLING! I wanna WHACK OFF NOW!

Most users don't even realize that they have a virus on their computer. More often than you would suspect, those strange shutdowns, slowdowns and unexplainable problems with your computer are the result of a malicious virus hiding in your computer system. Recently found virii have been found to steal your financial information, use your computer to send millions of spam emails, and delete your system files. This all happens without your knowledge and with no warning.

Virus Hunter is THE Antivirus solution for your computer. Don't wait until your personal information has been stolen and your personal documents have been deleted from your computer. Download Virus Hunter today! Virus Hunter scans your e-mail, keeps you safe on the web, and protects you from malicious files on peer to peer (p2p) networks like Kazaa.

According to the FTC: "A survey of broadband users released last summer by the National CyberSecurity Alliance found that over 90% of consumers had some form of adware or spyware on their computers, and most consumers were not aware of it." Symptom 1: Unexplainable Pop-Ups, Symptom 2: Unwanted Toolbars, Symptom 3: Home Page Changes, Symptom 4: Slow Computer & Internet, Symptom 5: Mysterious Search Results

The spyware avenger database is updated regularly and contains one of the largest and most complete databases of spyware and adware in the world! Run it once to clean your system and enable the "automatic protection" mode to keep your system clean from now on!

Just remember that once the objectionable porn has appeared on your screen, it’s also in your browser’s cache or tucked away somewhere else on your hard drive. Every site you've ever visited is tracked. Even a pop up ad from a legitimate unrelated site will still show as a visited one. What if a gay porn site ad popped up? How would your wife handle that? Or your children? Visiting adult chat rooms? That could be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.

Wipe your computer clean of any unwanted and potentially damaging and incriminating evidence you may have stored on your hard drive. Installation and operation is easy. After running Hushware you'll immediately feel confident that your privacy is safe and protected should your computer be accessed by someone other then yourself. Keep your secrets yours by running Hushware.

No more agonizing pain as you watch in horror the slow movement of the progress bar as you try to surf the net. Not everyone can afford a broadband connection or a T1. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck in the wilderness trying to find something to do as your download seems to be swimming through quicksand. InterBoost is here to change all that. InterBoost will speed up your connection no matter what connection you have, from modem to cable, you'll notice a huge boost.

Bling won't bore you with the technical programming jargon that would specifically explain the advantages of using InterBoost to gain speed with your internet connection. No more sitting around waiting for web pages to load. Surf the web the way thousands of happy broadband user do. You can surf the net instead of waiting for it. InterBoost can help.

Are you aware that simply uninstalling software from your computer's control panel is unsafe and can slow down and even damage your computer? Did you know that using some software's built in uninstaller is extremely dangerous to your computer system? Uninstalling software correctly is one of the most important things you will ever do on your computer. Even if you do think you find the right files, if you delete one wrong file, your computer may never boot up again.

Even computer novices can master the use of UnInstaller in just minutes. Although UnInstaller uses advanced algorithms to quickly obtain a snapshot of your computer state before and after the uninstall process, it's quite user friendly. We designed the user interface to not be intimidating. With Uninstaller you will have a fast, easy to use way to safely and effectively remove unwanted software. Download UnInstaller now.

Any time a friend, co-worker, employer or family member sits down at your computer to "take a look" at a web site or check their e-mail they have the opportunity to browse through your favorite sites. Don't allow them to snoop. Keep your list of favorite sites safe and secure!

Secure Favorites™ is the only security software on that allows you breathe easy knowing that other people who use your computer with or without your permission do not have access to your list of "favorite" web sites. It's nobody else's business!

If you've seen a message filled with advertisement like the one to the right, then you're privacy has been invaded. Money hungry hackers have figured out how to hack your system and use it to bombard you with unwanted ads. They are virtually unstoppable to anyone without a computer science degree and vast programming knowledge of the Windows OS. Download Windows Messenger Killer today!

You can rest assured that our software will eliminate ALL Spam messages that popup using the hacked Messenger Service. Windows Messenger Killer does not violate your privacy, just the opposite, it will actually protect your privacy. Windows Messenger Killer is also Spyware free unlike some competitors and we do not disclose any of your information to any 3rd party. With the click of a button you can stop Spammers from hacking your system as a tool to further pad their profits by controlling the Messenger Service.

Like many surfers, you are probably tired of surfing the net and having windows upon windows sprung open all across your screen bring your internet connection to a crawl. These new windows contain ads for products you are most likely not interested in. Then, as you frustratingly attempt to close each and every new window, they spring new windows on you.

Welcome to the most aggressive attempt on the net to make money off of surfers, popup ads. Popup Blocker is the #1 answer to this increasingly inconvenient way for companies to make a fast buck.